Being a consummate gentleman, and therefore obliged to sink piss like forty bastards after a hard week, I have done something I truly regret.
It would seem that I have taken the worm red pill, and have been imbibing 500mg daily Mebendazole for the last five days, and have noticed significant benefit from doing so.
However, it would seem, that when one does such a thing, and then enjoys, perhaps, one too many beers, and is then in desperate need for a fuckin piss, one does what comes natural, and goes in the back yard.
Oh HORROR.
Here meself, a gentleman and a scholar, I notice that as soon as the piss hits the ground, the worms recoil in agony.
Unbeknownst to me. a significant population of slimy worms live in my garden, and the metabolites of my Mebendazole treatment would appear to be devastatingly toxic.
I have killed them all.
Maybe you should give it a go?