A shout-out to our inept Scottish brothers and sisters tasked with guarding President Trump:
"Scottish law enforcement; Unquestionably below par"
Not sure which is worse. The official narrative of bumbling keystone-cops, unable to adequately guard a visiting head of state and arrest a trespassing (green-peace) paraglider, visible by radar from at least three miles out, though like farther
OR
They knowingly permitted this farce to happen as a not-so-clever way to try to embarrass President Trump.
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As a side, 'below par' meant as a qualifier of services, not as the accomplishment in a golf setting.
"But, but, but he kept the queen waiting! But, but, but he walked in front of the queen!"