On the twelfth day of Russian interference, my true love sent to me:
Twelve feds a-lurking,
Eleven schemes a-brewing,
Ten Ukrainians a-hacking,
Nine liberals hashtagging,
Eight leaks a-dropping,
Seven anons a-mocking,
Six clowns triggered,
Five counts of election fraud!
Four Trumps a-trolling,
Three fake news stories,
Two bots a-tweeting,
And a Pepe meme that destroyed the cabal.