HEY! ANY OF YOU KIDS LIKE DIRT BISQUITS?
New International Version
And do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven.
New Living Translation
And don’t address anyone here on earth as ‘Father,’ for only God in heaven is your Father.
English Standard Version
And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
Berean Standard Bible
And do not call anyone on earth your father, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
Berean Literal Bible
And call no one your father on the earth; for One is your Father, who is in heaven.
King James Bible
And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
New King James Version
Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
New American Standard Bible
And do not call anyone on earth your father; for only One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
NASB 1995
“Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
NASB 1977
“And do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
Legacy Standard Bible
And do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
Amplified Bible
Do not call anyone on earth [who guides you spiritually] your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
Christian Standard Bible
Do not call anyone on earth your father, because you have one Father, who is in heaven.
Holman Christian Standard Bible
Do not call anyone on earth your father, because you have one Father, who is in heaven.
American Standard Version
And call no man your father on the earth: for one is your Father, even he who is in heaven.
Aramaic Bible in Plain English
And you should not call yourselves “Father”, in the earth, for one is your Father who is in Heaven.
Contemporary English Version
Don't call anyone on earth your father. All of you have the same Father in heaven.
Douay-Rheims Bible
And call none your father upon earth; for one is your father, who is in heaven.
English Revised Version
And call no man your father on the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
GOD'S WORD® Translation
And don't call anyone on earth your father, because you have only one Father, and he is in heaven.
Good News Translation
And you must not call anyone here on earth 'Father,' because you have only the one Father in heaven.
International Standard Version
And don't call anyone on earth 'Father,' because you have only one Father, the one in heaven.
Literal Standard Version
and you may not call [any] your father on the earth, for one is your Father, who is in the heavens,
Majority Standard Bible
And do not call anyone on earth your father, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
New American Bible
Call no one on earth your father; you have but one Father in heaven.
NET Bible
And call no one your 'father' on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
New Revised Standard Version
And call no one your father on earth, for you have one Father—the one in heaven.
New Heart English Bible
Call no man on the earth your father, for one is your Father, he who is in heaven.
Webster's Bible Translation
And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father who is in heaven.
Weymouth New Testament
And call no one on earth your Father, for One alone is your Father–the Heavenly Father.
World English Bible
Call no man on the earth your father, for one is your Father, he who is in heaven.
Young's Literal Translation
and ye may not call any your father on the earth, for one is your Father, who is in the heavens,
SCRO!!!
CAN NIGHT SHIFT SIT NEXT TO YOU!?!?!?
I DONT GET TO SIT NEXT TO A REAL ANON VERY OFTEN!
THIS IS EXCITING!!!
NIGHT SHIFT WILL FUCK YOU!
WITH INSTANT FULL METAL RETARD RECALL!
:D
OH GREAT PENI IN THE SKY!
PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOU!
NIGHT SHIFT will hurt the [kittehs]!
wha?!!?!?
omfg!!!
wha!?!?!?
OMFG!!
OMFG!!!
OMFG!!!
O.M.G!
SURROUNDEDS???
SURROUNDED AF AF?
kek