Story about dead geese, missing cats, and Haitian immigrants*

Republicans:

-Says Haitians in Haiti eat cats because they like to eat cats.

-Makes cat memes.

Democrats:

-Denies Haitian cultural practice exists because it's icky.

-Claims American blacks killed the geese and ate the cat.

-Adopts the police department's narrative over black citizens.

-Calls everyone else a racist.