Anonymous ID: b3ff28 July 15, 2018, 3:52 a.m. No.2162022   🗄️.is 🔗kun

This is priceless.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5954999/Outrage-5M-taxpayers-cash-spent-security-Donald-Trumps-private-trip.html

 

Bestie is a Scot, wait'll I tell 'im Trump's visit to Turnberry is costing £5m for security.

 

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Australian were in a bar and had just started on a new round of drinks when a fly landed in each glass of beer. The Englishman took his out on the blade of his Swiss Army knife. The Australian blew his away in a cloud of froth. The Scotsman lifted his one up carefully by the wings and held it above his glass. "Go on, spit it oot, ye wee devil" he growled.