>>21651172 n Fitness expert Jillian Michaels gets standing ovation in Congress for epic rant about America's chronic disease epidemic
there seems to be a contest on to see who can become the fattest person
NEVER FORGET
>>21652103
bru do you even pledge
ghey
Now conquers Night, whose scepter see above
All crusted with glitt’ring diamonds
Set wondrous off with yonder glowing pearl!
They silent wheel until Aurora’s crown
Of crimson slowly rises radiant.
>Al-Salamihamanbacon!
>Gesundheit….
kek. probably the funniest thing anon has read here in years.
>>21652190
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