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Anonymous ID: b59724 Sept. 28, 2024, 12:56 p.m. No.21674074   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4297 >>4444 >>4507

>>21673773

CALEXICO, CA — Border Czarina Suprémè Kamala Harris has just announced that she will be implementing a new national security measure at the southern border checkpoints: a Murderers-Only Express Lane just for illegal immigrants who have been convicted of killing two or more people.

Sources within Kamala's administration say that the measure is meant to help reduce processing times at the border by not making murderers wait quite as long in line.

"We're really just hoping to provide an equitable entrance for these Democrat vot — I mean, honored guests of the United States," said Gayle Quimble, aide to Harris. "The new Murderers-Only lane will hopefully allow us to sort out the wheat from the chaff, so to speak. There are getting to be so many murderers, it's just clogging up the system."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-construction-of-new-murderers-only-express-lane-at-southern-border

Anonymous ID: b59724 Sept. 28, 2024, 1:03 p.m. No.21674122   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4147 >>4297 >>4444 >>4507

>>21673839

and apparently they just killed his replacement

israel is bowling, it seems, they set up new pins and isreal knocks 'em down…

 

The new Hezbollah leader Hassan Khalil Yassin has been killed by the IDF.

 

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Anonymous ID: b59724 Sept. 28, 2024, 1:11 p.m. No.21674190   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>21673943

Donald,

knee pads is planning to troll you tonite at the georgia-alabama game…

 

Trump is expected to be at Tuscaloosa's Bryant-Denny Stadium this evening for the Alabama Crimson Tide's crucial showdown with the Georgia Bulldogs, taking a break from his relentless Presidential campaign to attend one of the most-anticipated college games of the season.

And while he watches on from the stands, the 78-year-old will reportedly be trolled by election rival Kamala in the skies.

According to CNN, Harris campaign officials plan to fly a small plane over Bryant-Denny Stadium with a banner that reads: 'Trump’s Punting on 2nd Debate.'

The bold plane stunt is not the only way they will try to coax Trump into a second debate, nevertheless.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/college-football/article-13902211/kamala-harris-donald-trump-alabama-georgia-college-football.html

 

give her the finger, Donald, or better yet, give her the heart sign

Anonymous ID: b59724 Sept. 28, 2024, 1:29 p.m. No.21674325   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4383 >>4409

>>21674259

Sean 'Diddy' Combs' legal woes continue to mount as 50 more alleged victims have come forward accusing the music mogul of sexual assault.

RadarOnline.com can reveal Texas powerhouse attorney Tony Buzbee has been selected to represent the group of alleged victims, which is said to include "both men and women" – as Diddy languishes in prison reportedly so "panicked" and petrified he could be being lined up for a poisoning execution behind bars he is refusing to eat.

The attorney called the alleged victims "brave" as he noted "many were minors when the abuse occurred".

On Thursday, Buzbee took to his law firm's Instagram page to announce he was selected as lead counsel on the case.

The caption read: "The Buzbee Law Firm has been associated by the Ava Law Group to act as Lead Counsel to pursue claims on behalf of more than fifty individuals who suffered sexual assault and abuse at the hands of Sean “Diddy” Combs and his cohorts.

"This group of brave individuals include both men and women; many were minors when the abuse occurred. Some of these brave individuals reported the incidents to the police, others did not."

His caption continued: "Each individual story is gut wrenching and heartbreaking. The acts complained of occurred at hotels, private homes, and also at the infamous PDiddy “Freak Off” parties.

"The violations against this group of individuals are mindboggling and can only be described as debauchery and depravity, exacted by powerful people against minors and the weak."

He added: "I expect the group seeking redress will grow as this case progresses. I expect many other individuals will be implicated."

 

https://radaronline.com/p/sean-diddy-combs-texas-lawsuit-50-alleged-sexual-assault-victims/