Anon is eating gator sausage tonight.
Please say a prayer for muh undies.
kek
>after a moment's reflection… i decided it would be just awful if this equity firm were suddenly hit with a tsunami of "slip n' fall" lawsuits
That's a lefty tactic. Good, honorable people don't do stuff like that.
Smuggling 'emotional support' mice into the building are fair game, though. Bonus points if they escape and you post vids of the ensuing havoc on social media.
Looks good, baker.
>Squirrels on the other hand…
Squirrels would be hilarious. Maybe even a chipmunk or two.
That's the happiest meme anon has seen in a very long time.
Imagine an end to the nanny state