an isis mole tried to invade our little town of nc, and slept in a wooded area. Coming back from the store, in the heat of summer, with wild critters all about, I left him a present, bacon, sardines and smoked oysters. Called the cops a bit later, didn't want to ruin the message, and told them, either they do their job, or i'll do it for them, then have them all replaced with my own.
He got removed quickly.