exactly bro, i identify as God's retarded soldier.. im only retarded so I try to go easy on myself, but God is so righteous and innate and has nothing to do with time.. its kind of badass. Plus time doesn't exist, its just a relationship between motion. God is kinda just like "sorry bitch, thems the rules" and I'm like "okay God, man thanks! this is good, i don't even really deserve it but I can't say no to the gift, thanks again!"