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Since they prepare decades in advance, thought I'd give my insight to the future.
When you realize with real eyes the real lies couldn't stop Humpty from falling.
All the King's hoes and all the King's pimps.
Couldn't protect the narritive no mo.
Since no hanging, can we build a prison in Northern Keķistan?
Somewhere in N. Keķistan.
temp: fucking shit cold
Dec. 24ṭĥ, 2025
Warden: "What do you mean we had to let him inside?"
Sometime in 2055.
And that, children, is how the "Last sick joke is on [You] tour!" started.
They were all told they would be set free.
Upon overwhelming consensus, one by one was flown to an area 33° below 0° and set free.
All their bodies where then encased in an ultra-clear block of ice and put on tour for 17 years.
Anybody could purchase rotten food to throw at the blockheads to raise money for real charity with transparency.
Including, but not limited to, itemized receipts and proof of progress with goals set.
But after 17 years, we realized charitie's need was being reduced very fast.
Projected to be below 2.2% in 40yrs since Trump took office.
We're all amazed how he still runs this country after all this time thanks to life beds.
Who'd a thunk. Healed the world.
In 2042, all the blockheads were put into museums across the world and collections swapped out regularly.
The money generated has now powered infrastructure and upkeep of said infrastructure.
Gardens are grown just to keep the rotten food available.
Prices are increased and entertainment choices are fewer than back in 2026.
After most entertainment with overpriced performers collasped, space is where kids minds are focused now.
They want to earn enough to get their own personal XKeKraft to travel and see the popular galaxies.
As they say, "S.T.E.M. + Q. = G.E.M. in I.S."
Real hard Science. Technology. Engineering. Mathematics. + Quantum. = General. Education. Movement. in Interstellar. Space.
After 2065, blockheads might be able to cover education and all utilities since infrastructure will have slowed much because upkeep is top notch from A.I. and machines that have taken over mundane tasks at home and many jobs in the labor force.
Kids are all like "I wanna be a space cadet!" "I wanna be a space cadet!" "I wanna be a space cadet!" while the adults who know chuckle under their breath.
Thank God for blockheads.