Some extra special idiots apparently figured they could spy on everyone's lives and use the data harvested to create artificial digital people, so they wouldn't have to deal with real people anymore. So I took advantage of their surveillance systems and spent the last seven years telling them literally everything that passed between my ears to give them as much data as possible. Not only have these absolute biscuits failed repeatedly to copy me, but they seem to have managed to do unimaginable harm to themselves in the attempt.