Lol, I was just about to make this thread, was cutting apart the IFLS article for comedic effect. CIA down some comms.
Also the one time Red Skull wasn't lame. https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/485636065
https://www.iflscience.com/intelsat-33e-anomaly-satellite-lost-in-orbit-causes-widespread-disruption-76480