My anus is tight and will stay that way until the next time I go to Taco Bell.
sauce?
anon doesn't mind the gas. feelz good to let it out. it's the squirts that ruin the whole experience. Know wudda i mean?
Bring it on you buncha breadshitters! I can filter faster than you can call your mommy to bring you more chips down to the basement.
I've tried to be fair-minded for 60 years. But niggers? They just can't seem to grasp that Democrats have kept them in chains since the end of the civil war. Everything that has ever been good for them has come from Republicans. They must truly have sub-human intelligence if they haven't figured that out by now.
She didn't want me to cum in her but I couldn't help it and dumped my load into her basket anyway. She was pissed for a second until she reached down, picked up a gob with two fingers, and lapped it up like it was whipped cream. That's a good woman right there.
it's late. had to do something…
I once clumb a tree, sat on a branch, and shit a load that landed 15 ft. down. The 70's was a great decade to be a kid.
Texas Top Bitches. Texas gonna save this fucking Republic.
Have you ever thought that we are all living in an alternate timeline? What if we wake up a week or so from now and find ourselves back in 1994? Would you want to go back there and re-live the last 30 years of your life? I know I would not…even if I knew then what I know now. So much to consider these days.
it's a daunting question, right? Don't get me wrong…84-89 were my college/frat years and God knows they were a hella lotta fun. but i'd rather die now than go back there and have to do it all over again.
i don't want it. couldn't do it. would eat a bullet…and I had lots of pew-pews back then.
groundhog day is real. i would not be shocked to wake up a few weeks from now and find out it is the year 2000.
love you swordy!
I won't make it to 2054. But that's o.k. with me. I don't want to be a burden to anyone and I don't want to kept alive in a demented state where I can't eat or take a shit on my own.
>Q trained me personally. Before he ever posted as Q.
could you BE anymore full of shit, shill? don't listen to this faggot anon. jeez.
FUCKIN' A! Let's see how this turns out.