Q to Help Desk….

Q: "Hello, hi, I'm trying to post on 8chan…"

HD: [interrupts] "Try turning your PC off then back on."

Q: "Um… I'm using a phone and according to CM…"

HD: "… try removing the battery then reboot. If that doesn't work please contact your cellar provider… oh, and please standby to conduct a survey on our performance…"

Q: [hangs up. Issues [HD] order to USSS.