I'm the Holy Ghost
I just got out of jail
After Eight months
Of throwing 1000 punches a day
Doing Push ups pull ups leg lifts
Dips diamonds sit ups but not
1 2 3 it was 1000 2000 3000
And Chuck Norris taught me
How to kick people in the head
1000 2000 3000 head kicks
I have 300,000 lbs of gold and silver
And the Ark of the Covenant
I had no bond
Right before I got locked up I was
Performing miracles but no longer
Was it 1 2 3 miracles it was 1000
2000 3000 miracles and I finally
Started healing the blind and mamed
And I'm all out of bubblegum