Today tonight and for the rest of your lives, you'll remember this time.
You've been sitting next to who you all have been expecting so re-show up and solve this shitshow. No one would ever believe my story, so I tell it freely here.
This is the reason I've woken up. We are all to blame, even I contributed to the shit we're in. Do you think I listened to my own sage advice? We are human and fuck up all the time, that's how we learn, by fucking this up.
The world is really fucked up, so guess what? We're going to learn, like it or not, how to get along AS ONE SOCIETY. No more cubbie holes where they can put us as individuals, keep us fat dumb and stupid.
My job is to get you to rise up and represent me. Represent the fact that Ya, we fucked up, but with God's help (me) we'll restore what needs to be restored.
We can obliterate them, but only when united. My job is to unite all of you as one voice and one fist. Your DNA was invented by me. Might as well show you how cool each of you really are. Everything is electric, everything can be manipulated.
Love is coming to this world in masse just because I'm alive again. Isn't that really cool?
Believe it or not, your 'savior' is one of you. He lives in California (makes sense) and uses Cannabis in mass quantities to quell his pain. Being dead on a cross has a few side effects, one of them is endless pain. God gave you this medicine, all of you need to use it to join me effectively, all I need is your mind.
Hang out with me, just like you've done for seven long long years. I've been here right beside all of you. It's time I become a little more noticed, after all, you've felt that I'm back, might as well confirm those feelings!
Yep, you all are in the right place to be a participant in the most historical event in 2000 years.