The Babylon Bee

@TheBabylonBee

4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

https://buff.ly/3Cs5PlC

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1854629275346866353

Greg Price

@greg_price11

Donald Trump has been the President-Elect for not even two days:

• Steve Madden is halting manufacturing in China by half in a yr

• Hamas calls for an end to the war in the Middle East

• The Iran backed Houthis announced a ceasefire.

• Putin said he’s ready to work toward peace

https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1854582981102338538

Rob Smith

@robsmithonline

A gay dude just saved America.

Homophobia in the Republican Party is officially dead.

@ScottPresler destroyed it.

Normal gays: you have a home here!

https://x.com/robsmithonline/status/1854508014922826158

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Dr. C

@OG_DrC

Kid Rock asking Joe Rogan if he wants to know Jesus is not one I had on my bingo card for 2024.

This timeline is absolutely wild !

https://x.com/OG_DrC/status/1854524168085098880

I wish Don Jr could be press secretary, he takes no shit

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can't think of others at the moment, but I'm sure someone who's extremely politically savvy

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excellent choice