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Hearing rumors Tom Hanks has fled the country. From this tweet: https://x.com/Joanne60183156/status/1854624093976383822

 

Let's remember this clip from "Money Pit" starring Tom Hanks in the 1980s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG-pwyFXrCI

 

The song playing is called "I Am A Pizza" by Peter Alslop .. what a name .. I'll slop a Peter?

 

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PttKwzQm9bw

Lyrics: https://peteralsop.com/song/i-am-pizza

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"kids imaginations border the harmlessly bizarre! "

Topics: food humor fun imagination creativity

For: Healthcare Professionals Humor Counselors Educators Kids Pre-School Grade School Parents / Foster Parents

 

((he has kids singing every line after him, and the way he sings some of the lines is overtly weird))

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I AM A PIZZA!

I am a pizza

With extra cheese

From tomatoes

Sauce is squeezed

 

Garlic and mushrooms

Oregano!!

I am a pizza, . . ready to go!

 

I am a pizza

Pepperoni

No anchovies

Or phoney balogna

 

Onions and sausage

Order by phone!

I am a pizza, . . take me home!

 

(Musical break - bubbling in oven!) - ((sounds like sucking dick on the song))

 

I am a pizza

With fresh baked crust!

I am a pizza, . . ready to bust! - ((um what?))

 

I am a pizza

Peppers on top

Out of the oven

Into the box

 

Into the car and

Upside-down!

I am a pizza, . . dropped on the ground!

 

I was a pizza

I was the best!

I was a pizza, . . now I’m a mess! - ((um what?))

 

Written by Peter Alsop, © Copyright 1983, Moose School Music (BMI)