>Before feminism, were women amazing beings? Or were they always a pain in the ass?
Common law used to state that you could beat your wife with a stick no larger than your thumb.
Not a bad choice at all.
>I haven't showered in a week and I can smell poop even though I always wipe my ass.
Wash your hands after wiping your ass.
And clean your keyboard.
>So that's why my stock in Blue Hair Dye Inc. and Nose Rings 'R' Us cratered
You should have bought stock in oversized caskets.
Boat - A hole in the water that you throw money into.
Anon can't afford a boat. Anon has a red-headed ex.
bungee noose