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Anonymous ID: bf5f63 Nov. 9, 2024, 6:46 p.m. No.21954024   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4130

Citizen Free Press

@CitizenFreePres

 

THE TRUTH ABOUT DEMOCRATS

 

AI replaces every mention of 'our democracy' with 'our bureaucracy' – and everything starts making sense.

 

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Bill D'Agostino

8:42 PM · Nov 9, 2024

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https://x.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1855425811362271390

 

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Anonymous ID: bf5f63 Nov. 9, 2024, 6:53 p.m. No.21954075   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Babylon Bee

Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

Nov. 8, 2024

 

MALIBU, CA — In an impassioned announcement made in protest of President-Elect Donald Trump's victory Tuesday night, celebrity Rosie O'Donnell vowed to continue her sex strike that has already reached 38 years.

 

O'Donnell made the vow in a video released on social media, promising to carry on her abstinence well past 40 years and into a fifth decade in an effort to show her outrage at Trump's re-election.

 

"I've been protesting Trump's presidency since the late 1980s," O'Donnell said during the video. "All of these liberal women are coming out now and saying they're going on sex strikes to protest Trump's election? Join the club, ladies. I've been the one driving this bus for decades.I'm the original woman who stopped sleeping with anyone because of my outrage toward Trump's fascism. Nobody has had less sex than me."

 

Oh No! Trump Already Solved Every Problem As President-Elect And Now Will Have Nothing To Do As PresidentOh No! Trump Already Solved Every Problem As President-Elect And Now Will Have Nothing To Do As President

 

When one viewer commented that Trump only arrived on the political scene nine years ago, O'Donnell dismissed the relevance of such facts. "It doesn't matter that he only got elected in 2016," she said. "The point of this is that I haven't slept with anyone in 38 years, and as long as Donald Trump is president, that will not change. Probably even long after."

 

At publishing time, O'Donnell's close friends had confirmed the length of her strike and agreed that it was likely to drag on well past Trump's second term. "Oh, yeah, she's been at this a long time," one source said. "She's very committed to this. And everyone else in the world seems very committed to helping her continue the streak."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/rosie-odonnell-vows-to-continue-38-year-sex-strike

 

Seriously if they are going on a sex strike they should be beautiful women, no one is interested in woke uglies.

Anonymous ID: bf5f63 Nov. 9, 2024, 7:09 p.m. No.21954176   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>4189 >>4195 >>4204 >>4209

Collin Rugg

@CollinRugg

 

NEW: The man who went viral for projecting a Trump 2024 sign on his local water tower is now projecting a Trump Punisher image.

 

The man is estimated to have been fined thousands of dollars by the town of Hanson, MA after they imposed a $100 per day fine.

 

It was assumed that the man would stop the projection after the election, but he seems to have no intention of doing that.

 

The city has reportedly spent $3600 on spotlights trying to cover it up.

 

Story: NBC10Boston

 

4:40 PM · Nov 8, 2024

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https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1855002477168308388

 

These cities don't know how devoted we are to our President!