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tyb

o7

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Alex Jones And 10 Other Exciting Trump Cabinet Picks#

Donald Trump has been re-elected, and it's time for Trump to assemble a new team of brilliant minds to serve in his cabinet. But just who will he choose to restore America to its former glory?

The Babylon Bee obtained the following list of people Trump is preparing to select to serve in key roles in his administration:

Alex Jones — Press Secretary: We will finally learn which people in Washington are really lizards wearing fake human skin.

The cast of The View — Ambassadors to Antarctica: It's an important job that requires every host from the panel.

Elon Musk — Secretary of Diablo IV: Trump was reportedly impressed by his world ranking.

Jimmy Kimmel — Court Jester: And he will have to wear those funny bells and dance as Trump pelts him with fruit.

Kyle Rittenhouse — The Entire Department of Homeland Security: In a move that will save the nation billions, the entire agency will be replaced by one guy roaming the country with an AR-15.

Mike Lindell — Secretary of Election Integrity & Slumber Comfort: Having secure elections will help Americans finally have the best night's sleep in the whole wide world.

Joe Rogan — Secretary of Machine Elves and UFOs: He may also head up the Department of Shrooms.

Any random kid who likes trains — Secretary of Transportation: No matter who it is, they will still be better than Pete Buttigieg.

Ronald McDonald — Secretary of Nutrition: Every citizen will be allotted one Big Mac meal per day.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. — Secretary of… something: He asked for a specific position, but no one could understand him.

Joe Biden — Ice Cream Czar: A bold move from Trump to reach across the political aisle.

Such a powerhouse administration in the making. Is there any doubt that America will return to greatness? Add your own cabinet picks in the comments below.

https://babylonbee.com/news/alex-jones-and-10-other-exciting-trump-cabinet-picks

This is a reminder for all those still freaking about what trump will do next from the fake news.

please calm down and return your seats to the upright position, enjoy the ride and relax.

the turbulence is over.

This flight will land on the 20th Jan 2025 when MAGA will begin..

o7

>>21967985

welcome in

the water is fine

reminder do not over do it..

Breaking: Trump Paid Hulk Hogan For His Appearance At The RNC With 3 Scratch-Offs And A Meatball Sub

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — The Trump campaign revealed this week they paid WWF superstar Hulk Hogan three scratch-off lotto tickets and a meatball sub to appear at the Republican National Convention.

Hogan, who appeared at the RNC to introduce Donald Trump in an epic shirt-ripping show of force, received his payment immediately following the convention.

"Awwww, YEAH!" Hogan told members of the press. "I loved me that meatball sub, brother. Yum. And while I didn't win any money from the scratch-offs, I loved scratching them off! Awwww, YEAH!"

Hogan reportedly ate his meatball sub in an alley behind the convention center and washed it down with a lukewarm Mountain Dew Code Red. Trump expressed appreciation for Hogan's appearance and attributed his energy to boosting poll numbers.

"Hulk, he's the best," Trump said. "Everyone says he's the best. It was his shirt-ripping that pushed me over the edge in the polls against Commie Kamala. That and the fact that I'm amazing. No one like me ever. Except for the Hulk. He's very special, as special as me. So very special."

At publishing time, Trump's team had confirmed they also paid Buzz Aldrin a sack of nickels and a ticket to see Disney On Ice for the former astronaut's endorsement.

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-trump-paid-hulk-hogan-for-his-appearance-at-the-rnc-with-3-scratch-offs-and-a-meatball-sub

>>21968036

the buzz aldrin payment

kek

there is a reason why anon is posting satire.

if anons are going to read fake news like rubio being given a post.

lets at least make the fake news funny.

The fake news is the enemy of the people.

Should never forget what they did and how many lives they have caused world wide.

>>21967961 ←this

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> caused

cost

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>>21968221

there needs to be investigations to root out the el Sinaloa Cartel in Arizona.

Carpet bomb them fuckers out of business and arrest everyone involved

Jackie breger testimony embedded.

it is archived everywhere on the interwebs.

Get this video to someone..

make it go viral