Anonymous ID: 002ebc Nov. 12, 2024, 10:52 a.m. No.21970366   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

Democrats Vow To Improve Their Outreach To 'Bigoted Misogynists'

 

WASHINGTON, D.C. โ€” In the wake of Kamala Harris' embarrassing defeat in the recent presidential election, top politicians in the Democrat Party have stepped forward and vowed to improve their outreach to "disgusting, bigoted, misogynists" next time around.

 

"We've seen our mistakes and we plan to do better next time," Schumer said before quickly checking to make sure his dentures were in. "We simply failed to connect with the racists, filthy garbage, bigoted misogynists, privileged supremacists, and Literally Hitlers who make up a bit more than half the country's population. We really need to start making inroads with the bad, evil, repulsive half of the country."

 

Democrats have reportedly also vowed to do better in reaching out to young men by insulting them and telling them that they are the root of all evil everywhere even more.

 

At publishing time, Democrats had reportedly promised to help bring the hostility of public rhetoric down by peacefully supporting Literal Satan's assumption of power in January.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-improve-their-outreach-to-bigoted-misogynists

Anonymous ID: 002ebc Nov. 12, 2024, 12:06 p.m. No.21970743   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>21970650

>Why do they always pick our Administration from the same group of politicians?

>Why not hire the smartest people in the business industry?

>Politicians are useless.

โ€ฆ There's nothing in the street

Looks any different to me

And the slogans are effaced, by-the-bye

And the parting on the left

Is now parting on the right

And the beards have all grown longer overnight

โ€ฆ I'll tip my hat to the new Constitution

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play

Just like yesterday

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

Don't get fooled again, no, no

 

Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss

Anonymous ID: 002ebc Nov. 12, 2024, 12:21 p.m. No.21970827   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>0832

>>21970688

>Trump Pledges To End Welfare For Illegal Immigrants

Agenda47: Ending Veteran Homelessness in America

 

On Day One, I will sign an Executive Order to cut off Joe Biden's massive spigot of funding for shelter and transport of illegal aliens and redirect a portion of those savings, a very large portion I might add, to provide shelter and treatment for homeless American Veterans. I will make it a personal mission to totally eradicate Veteransโ€™ homelessness in America by the end of next term. You'll see a big difference, just like you did at the VA, just like you did with frankly everything we touched. The border was the best border we've ever had. We were energy independent. We were soon going to be energy dominant. Our country was doing great. We had no inflation. We had the best economy in history. We're going to take care of our Veterans.