Rock of (ALL) Ages.
https://youtu.be/AZm1_jtY1SQ
>A "Re-O" is a whore.
not arguing that… just saying the song-writers intentions seem to be in opposition to "Infidelity"
remember to clean & remove the concentrated-evil from your bottom with water… the day will be much more enjoyable than if you just smear it in your crack.
even if you manage to pinch it off clean there'll still remain the possibility of itchy-butt + the smell. Start with warm water and finish with cool/cold water… will cause your butt-snapper to cinch up for the best results.