Bitcoin is the "realest" asset there is anon. Dig deeper. It can't be stolen, it can be counterfeited. It can't be inflated. It can be verified. It can't be shut down. You can walk across borders with the code to it in your head.
Anything you propose as "real" can be stolen. Can be counterfeited. Can be concealed. Can be misrepresented during audit. Can be mined further and is inflationary. Learn what money is.