WUT?!
Neither rich nor poor, though admittedly very "secure" and
LEFTOVERS ARE THE BEST!
Who eats cereal in the morning?
Suckers, that's who.
Cheez Wiz as a midnight snack?
Psssht. Lame.
Once upon a time, I had an in-law who survived on SPAM in college, then Vietnam, then college again.
He loved this tinned "meat substance" and was always trying to "SPAMpill" those around him and was always met with great resistance. Maybe some gentle teasing.
One year, he finally said "Fuck this, behold the beauty of SPAM!" and made a g_ddamn SPAM christmas tree hors d'oveouvre table center piece from the stuff.
It was amazing.
Yay! Let's do it!