Damn, now that you've nailed the Dear Diary blog post perfectly you'll be consistently in the high 90's on the Authenticity Scoreboard.
Even the best Fake Ferddys could only hit the high 80's.
In all cerealness, I think Waltz was who they wanted to be POTUS.
Kamala was moar electable in their eyes tho.
But, they would have off'd her moran ass no sooner than next summer had the Big Cheat 2.0 come through.
My dude weed addled brain seems to recall a similar one from last time that riffed on the old Folgers ads.
The best part of waking up is MAGA in your cup.
Or something like that.
It was a good meme, but I guess not great since I'm not sure how it went now.
You only need 1 (to operate a bottle opener/lighter) to party bro!
>Q said to memberberry this guy
Uh-oh Euroweenies and other assorted Four Eyes Fucks.
Not good for you.
I run into a lot of Hispo customers where I work.
Because of the ESL comm gap I pretty much start engaging them like I'm asking for directions to the bathroom in a foreign country.
Ya know slow drawn out syllables and lotsa hand gestures.
Every once in a while I run into one that speaks perfect English and they look at me like I'm tarded af.
Feels bad man but I gotta keep playing the percentages - big time saver due to fewer sentence repeats.
Grandpa turning over in his grave as we speak.
>Property values skyrocket - you and/or descendants cash out down the line
At least there's some pros to your cons.
>looks like they fixed the hands algo
About damn time.
Altho for that one 6 fingers might have enhanced the vibe of the meme.
Emmy, you can punish me in the meantime while waiting for the 2 moar weeks to get here.
Hello, is this that commie German chick that runs the EU?
Great, this is PDJT.
Listen, I'm gonna need you to do a solid for me…