Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets
"Who do these guys think they are?" one high-ranking official asked under the condition of anonymity. "We've been working hard to make government as bloated and inefficient as possible for decades, and this rocket guy and Indian are going to ruin everything."
When reached for comment, the autistic African American confirmed the reports. "I like rockets," he said.
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