What if I told you, that P'nut the squirrel is actually comms for a Neanderthal Army, that was poised to disrupt the US elections?
What if I told you, that the US Marines were fighting an underground war, and they eliminated (euthanized) the Neanderthal Army, in October, 2024.
What if I told you, that that was the October Surprise?
What if I told you, that they made a movie about Neanderthal Armies called "the Thirteenth Warrior", and this is from the wiki
"Reaching Hrothgar's kingdom, they confirm that their foe is indeed the ancient "Wendol", fiends who come with the mist to kill and take human heads. While the group searches through a raided cabin, they find a Venus figurine, which is said to represent the "Mother of the Wendol". On the first night, the warriors Hyglak and Ragnar die. After a string of clashes, Buliwyf's band determine that the Wendol are human cannibals, who are clad to appear like bears, live like bears, and think of themselves as bears."
What if I told you, that Viking Mythology is full of battles against the "Wendol", and that one of the Vikings main protagonist was a monster called "Grendel"
"Grendel is a character in the Anglo-Saxon epic poem Beowulf (700–1000 CE). He is one of the poem's three antagonists (along with his mother and the dragon), all aligned in opposition against the protagonist Beowulf. He is referred to as both an eoten and a þyrs, types of beings from wider Germanic mythology. He is also described as a descendant of the Biblical Cain and "a creature of darkness, exiled from happiness and accursed of God, the destroyer and devourer of our human kind."[1] "