I just heard this from the well dressed drunk government guy at the end of the bar.
“Russian President Vladimir Putin has been in the air from Moscow for about an hour, on his way to the URAL MOUNTAINS where Russia has it's nuclear bunker.
The President of Russia does not board a plane from Moscow to the Ural Mountains at about 3:30 in the morning for a drill.
In addition, all of the Russian military's top brass AND THEIR WIVES are boarding planes for the Urals as I type this. They don't take wives if it's a drill.
UK Prime Minister Starmer is also on a PRIVATE JET flying to Brazil. Strange that he didn't use the typical UK military plane. Joe Biden is down in Brazil as well. There is speculation there is a massive CIA (COG) continuity of government nuclear proof bunker in the rain forest that is now being utilized.”
I shouted “sauce!” And he replied “Yes I am.” and then belched and passed out.