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NOT THE BABYLON BEE: Denmark To Implement the World’s First Tax on Agricultural Emissions, Including Cow Farts
Something Is Rotten in the State of Denmark- and it’s not the livestock flatulence.
The unchecked mass migration is not the only failed Globalist policy that Eutrope has embraced – there is also the ‘Global warming’ hoax that ushers in a slew of crippling policies that is slowly destroying the continental economies.
Few countries are more enthusiastic on their way to demise than the Nordic kingdom of Denmark.
It arises now that Denmark is on track to implement the world’s first tax on agricultural emissions, including flatulence by livestock.
Yes, you read it right. Cow and pig farts are to be taxed.
The agreement came after months of negotiations between the country’s political parties, along with farmers, industry, trade unions and environmental groups.
They call it the ‘Green Tripartite agreement’ – we call it nonsense.
BBC reported:
“From 2030, farmers will have to pay a levy of 300 kroner ($43) per ton of methane (as per carbon dioxide equivalent) on emissions from livestock including cows and pigs, which will rise to 750 kroner in 2035.”
Denmark will do ‘what it takes to reach its climate goals’.
“’[It is a] huge, huge task that is now underway: to transform large parts of our land from agricultural production to forestry, to natural spaces, to ensure that we can bring life back to our fjords’, [minister] Jeppe Bruus said.”
The country will also try to reduce nitrogen pollution, in ‘an effort to restore the coasts and fjords’.
They will also endeavor to ‘improve the country’s biodiversity’.
“According to Danish daily The Copenhagen Post, 250,000 hectares of new forest will be planted, and 140,000 hectares of peatlands [wetlands] that are currently being cultivated will be restored to natural habitat.”
More than half of Denmark’s territory is currently cultivated, according to a parliamentary report.
“’Danish nature will change in a way we have not seen since the wetlands were drained in 1864’, Mr Bruus said, as quoted by AFP news agency.”
Danish minister for climate, energy and utilities, Lars Aagaard:
“’It also shows the Danish model – broad political majority in the Danish parliament [and] involvement of the sectors that will be affected by the tax and involvement of environmental stakeholders’, he added, explaining these are ‘things that we could all benefit from if the rest of the world could foster such cooperation in the climate fight’.”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/not-babylon-bee-denmark-implement-worlds-first-tax/
Kamala Harris Vacations in Hawaii As Russia Threatens US with ‘Nuclear War by Christmas’
Kamala Harris on Tuesday traveled to Hawaii for a vacation as World War III looms.
Harris and woman beater Doug Emhoff departed from Los Angeles International Airport en route to Kalaoa, Hawaii Tuesday afternoon.
Kamala Harris is headed to Hawaii for vacation today: pic.twitter.com/xEC3lA8Khw
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) November 19, 2024
Earlier Tuesday, Russia threatened the US with ‘nuclear war by Christmas’ after Ukraine carried out its first strike inside Russian territory with US-made long-range missiles.
The first Ukrainian strike targeted the border region of Bryansk in Russia, and it comes just as President Vladimir Putin updated the nuclear doctrine greatly expanding the conditions for using atomic weapons.
Kamala Harris’s taxpayer-funded vacation to Hawaii also comes after she blew through $1 billion on her failed presidential campaign.
Harris’s campaign is reportedly $20 million in debt after overspending on celebrity endorsements and private flights for staffers.
Fox News reported on the Harris camp’s debt and outrageous spending:
Vice President Harris’ debt-ridden presidential campaign spent $2.6 million on private flights in the last few weeks of the election season, documents show.
The release of the findings comes as the debt-saddled campaign, which spent $1 billion on the trail, is being scrutinized for the financial decisions it made before losing the Nov. 5 election to President-elect Trump. The campaign is believed to be $20 million in debt.
The eyebrow-raising expenses were listed in a Federal Election Commission (FEC) filing obtained by Fox News Digital. According to the FEC filing, in the month of October alone, the Harris campaign spent $2,626,110 on private flights.
The costs ranged from $3,500 to $940,000 per disbursement, with $2.2 million going to a company named Private Jet Services Group, while $430,000 went to Advanced Aviation Team, a charter flight broker.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/kamala-harris-vacations-hawaii-as-russia-threatens-us/
If Jesus came today and walked on water the CNN headline would read, "Jesus can't swim".
If true then:
it's in front of the fin
meaning is has to be tiny
even the commentator said something about it being a cookie or aliens eating cookies
how do you not see that?
look at the video again