THE NEXT MOTHER FUCKER TO QUESTION, DOUBT, OR RIDICULE 1. THE Q CLOCK, OR 2. CLOCKFAGS IS GETTING DICKSLAPPED IN THE FUCKING FACE!

If you even so much as snicker at the clockwork shared on this page, I will take out my thick, veiny cock and SLAM it on your fucking forehead. This move has been known to cause serious swelling and bruising at the point of contact, so you better think twice next time you want to mock the Q Clock or Clockfags, you ASSHEADS.