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Anonymous ID: ef3c90 Nov. 23, 2024, 9:04 a.m. No.22043584   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>3638

==1/2 ELLEN DEGENERATE ARRESTED

The transexual Ellen DeGeneres and his wife, Portia de Rosi, have been arrested and charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States, contrary to mainstream media reports claiming the pair moved to England due to Trump overwhelmingly crushing Harris in the election. JAG has also charged DeGeneres with conspiracy to murder President Donald J. Trump.

 

DeGeneres, a rabid Trump hater, had said in 2015 that he would revoke US citizenship and move abroad in 2016 if Trump beat Clinton in that year’s general election. She, like many liberal Hollywood A-listers and has-beens who made similar promises, reneged on her oath even as her banal talk show tanked and allegations of workplace harassment irreparably damaged her reputation.

 

JAG’s issue with degenerate DeGeneres stems from his wanton promotion of COVID-19 vaccines during the peak of the Plandemic. JAG alleged that the unvaccinated DeGeneres—proven via blood tests following her arrest—misused her platform to knowingly disseminate and profit from enemy propaganda. JAG says DeGeneres in 2020 faked having COVID-19 and self-quarantining in hopes of exhorting her audience to rush out to get vaxxed—without commenting on why she purportedly got sick despite claiming to be vaxxed herself. While “self-quarantining,” DeGeneres was seen eating out at posh LA restaurants and at LGBQT+ bars that inexplicably remained open for business in violation of California’s draconian stay-at-home and lockdown mandate. JAG says DeGeneres knowingly extolled an ineffective, dangerous product that caused untold fatalities.

 

Equally significant, JAG has accused DeGeneres of profiteering, asserting in an 8-page indictment that she had accepted from Higher Ground, a production company founded by Michael Robinson and Barack Obama in 2018, $3.2 million to peddle vaccine propaganda and narrate a “Vaccinate the World” documentary the Obamas had pitched to Netflix. Although the film never got greenlit, DeGeneres kept the cash and continued spewing pro-vaccine talk to her gullible audience. According to the damning indictment, DeGeneres rewarded staffers who shared her opinions on vaccines and terminated ones who disagreed with him, or refused to get vaxxed, though this was a widespread tactic among employers to force vaccine compliance in 2020 and 2021.

 

In its investigation of DeGeneres, JAG also uncovered evidence that he had seriously considered paying someone to assassinate President Trump, whom DeGeneres, apparently stricken with acute Trump Derangement Syndrome, blamed for his precipitously fading ratings. Why he scapegoated Trump is a mystery, for the President, known to use social media as a pulpit to criticize overrated media personalities, scarcely, if ever, mentioned his name.

 

Nonetheless, JAG agents had learned of the murder-for-hire scheme through interviews with former employees of DeGeneres, among them wrongfully fired anti-vaxxers. One, a cameraman, said in a sworn affidavit that he had overheard a speakerphone call between DeGeneres and Michael Robinson in early 2022. On it, DeGeneres asked Robinson why Trump was still breathing and not underground. “Not for lack of trying,” Robinson said, to which DeGeneres answered, “I’d give half of all I have to see Trump buried and covered in worms, and his little bastard, Barron, as well.” Robinson had a moment of clarity: “Not something we should talk about.” But a raging and imprudent DeGeneres wouldn’t be silenced. “He’s ruining me, he deserves the same. Am I supposed to smile like I do on camera and pretend everything is fine? Fuck Trump. I’ll kill him if I can.”

Anonymous ID: ef3c90 Nov. 23, 2024, 9:05 a.m. No.22043585   🗄️.is đź”—kun   >>3638

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A second ex-employee, a female production assistant, interviewed by JAG agents told a similar but more sordid story. She had worked under DeGeneres for four years and had thought they were friends—until they weren’t. The unnamed producer said that, in early 2022, DeGeneres had invited her to dinner to discuss “improving the show” to boost ratings and secure interviews with worthwhile guests. The woman told JAG that DeGeneres had ulterior motives. When she arrived at the palatial estate, DeGeneres and de Rossi had laid out an elaborate, gourmet candlelit dinner and immediately bombarded her with sexual innuendoes and double entendre. She said she felt DeGeneres’ and de Rosi’s eyes undressing her.

 

“I was uncomfortable but also didn’t know if it was all in my head,” the woman had told JAG agents. “Yeah, I thought about dashing out, but was also afraid I’d lose my job if I did, so I stayed at first.”

 

Per her testimonial, the duo tried plying her with alcohol and had uncorked four bottles of wine during the two-hour meal.

 

“I drank as little as possible. I didn’t want to come across as rude or dismissive. The more they drank, the worse it got—they leered at me and asked me if I liked girls. Then, about the third bottle, something happened. Like a switch had been flipped. The conversation abruptly turned to Trump, and they talked about killing him so he wouldn’t run in 2024—and this was before he announced he was going to. Their gawking at me just stopped, like I was invisible, and they were just chatting away about how much it would cost to hire a hitman. De Rosi, I remember, was asking Ellen if assassins took payment in Bitcoin,” the woman told JAG investigators.

 

She recounted she had excused herself to use the restroom as an excuse to escape their clutches unmolested, only to be fired three days later.

 

A JAG source told RRN that the convergence of evidence and testimony was sufficient to indict DeGeneres and de Rosi.

 

He added that JAG investigators conducted the arrests on November 18 at DeGeneres’ Malibu home.

 

“It went largely without incident, except for the pair crying their eyes out,” our source said. “I don’t know what punishment they’ll face.”

 

In closing, we asked whether DeGeneres was a post-op transexual or just a transvestite.

 

“All detainees are given medical exams. I can tell you that DeGeneres was born a biological male,” he said.