https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143
>Parliament will consider this for debate.
After much deliberation, we have decided not to debate this frivolous petition because you are are poor and we are rich and your opinion holds as much weight as a gnat on the scales of history.
We always get what we want and you always lose because you are filthy peasants and we have the weight of capital behind us.
Have a nice life (kek, not really. We want you faggots to suffer).