So I was at the VA Hospital, sitting in the waiting room listening for my last name to be called when the nurse stepped out into the room and called someone's last name. Here's the exchange that cracked me up:

Shouting Nurse: Mr Wright? I need Mr. Wright!

Shouting Patient: Aw naw, baby. You goin' about it all wrong.

Too funny. 60+ people cracked up laughing.