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Exclusive: Special Forces ARREST KAMALA HARRIS!
US Special Forces on Monday arrested the criminal and former presidential candidate Kamala Harris on charges of treason after her flight, a standard Boeing 747 painted to mimic the highly classified VC-25s known as Air Force One and Air Force Two when an actual president or vice president is aboard them, landed at Joint Base Andrews following her weeklong Hawaiian vacation.
Harris has been out of the spotlight since suffering a crushing defeat in the 2024 general election, despite massive cheating on her part. Last Tuesday, a disgraced Kamala and husband Doug Emhoff flew to Hawaii to lick their wounds. The pair and their secret service detail had kept a low profile at a $1,300-a-night luxury resort, rarely venturing outdoors.
Neither Harris nor her husband knew that half of her security detail had betrayed her and were feeding details on her movements and conversations to White Hats on the mainland. A growing number of Secret Service personnel, White Hat sources told Real Raw News, are working arduously to restore prestige to an agency that descended into darkness under Deep State rule. These federal “5th Columnists” were reportedly well-vetted prior to working alongside White Hats.