And I always find, yeah—

I always find something wrong.

Sophia, you've been putting up with my shit just way too long!

I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most.

So I think it's time for us to have a toast:

Let's have a toast for the douchebags!

Let's have a toast for the assholes!

Let's have a toast for the scumbags—

every one of them that I know!

Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs

that'll never take work off!

Baby, I got a plan:

Run away fast as you can!