>Bet you thought you'd never see a headline like this, ehh?
The Time a Pilgrim Was Executed for Having Sex with a Turkey
“He was this year detected of buggery, and indicted for the same, with a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves, and a turkey. Horrible it is to mention, but the truth of the history requires it.”
Governor William Bradford
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-time-a-pilgrim-got-the-death-penalty-for-having-sex-with-a-turkey/