Yeah it's not like America doesn't take all our talent then shit on us anyways. Canada produces megatons of talent per-capita. Canadian Trucker Convoy single-handedly showed you all how to party.
Canada burned down your White House then fucked off since point was proven (you're our bitch now).
Diddy the American raped Bieber's ass off. Otherwise Bieber had mucho talento. Jim Carrey, Ryan Reynolds, Pamela Anderson… shall I go on?
I understand Trudeau totally fucked our public image over.
I'm the idiot Canadian helping Trump and MAGA, I might even get executed for treason or some shit. But America belongs to Canada so I'm still helping Canada since we burned down your White House so spiritually you belong to us I think according to some war-time clause somewhere.
No it was Canada during the war of 1812. Canada is still a part of British commonwealth but it was still Canadians which is it's own unique tribe of Brits, French, Indigenous and people from all over.
Anyways I'm not trying to start WW3, I'm just saying. If we unite out Maple Syrup, sense of humor, and bacon with your… guns, we'd be unstoppable.