Dear Q,

You are like the hot girl that was out of our league, who for some reason decided to date us for 8 months. But now you won't answer, you won't return our calls, and we miss you. We know we didn't deserve you to begin with, but this feels like rejection. You became a part of our daily lives, and we came to look forward to every interaction, every moment felt like it meant something. We miss you!!!

End super faggy tranmission….