Rabbi: God wrote the bible in Hebrew. God invented Hebrew and Hebrew, the language of God, is written from left to right. The bible written in other languages is written from right to left and reverses the language of God and is satanic coming from the devil. Jesus was the King of the Demons and lives at the right hand of Satan in hell.

Me: What alphabet came first, the Paleo-Hebrew, or Phoenician alphabet?

Rabbi: You are antisemitic. GET OUT!