Dude won't come back as a glowing floating figure of holiness. He'll come back as a man, just like you. He'll have a life, just like you. He will fuck up, just like you. The Creator is here with you. That and five bucks will get you coffee at Starbucks.

Know this, I am here to laugh. Make me laugh. Soon there won't be much laughter, so let's make it count. I've spent seven years right beside all of you. Woke the world to the corruption surrounding us. Ya, makes me laugh like i know you can.

Laughter is what we need. Love always follows laughter.

>>22137123

What do Bullocks sound like?

>>22137124

11 22 are my digits bro. I'm a 33 baby

>>22137136

What do you want me to do about it?

>>22137140

Like I said. This is my Creation. The dudes that run it love me.

>>22137144

Ahh, very nice. My sound like bowling balls being juggled by a silverback gorilla, it's annoying I tells ya.

>>22136958

The Gumby drug.

>>22137161

There is no Devil. There is only Mr. Slugsworth.

>>22137171

Lucifer is real, but they lied to you about his purpose.

>>22137175

Man really knows how to beat off.

>>22137178

I'm just High

Let's get a sound off of who's here.

I'll Go first.

Creator in a Meat Suit

Nobody comes here. Be honest, be open.

>>22137206

>>22137211

When you make shit up, you just think people will gloss over that tiny fact. Don't all guns fit in pockets? Esp with a silencer?

>>22137217

Nobody gives a shit man.

>>22137220

Just wondering why more people haven't realized I've returned that's all. People feel it, they know something big is happening, but they're too scared to admit they feel something holy happening too.