>Nah…I don't drive on pot or beer.
There's no reason to drive drunk these days.
You can get loaded at home and alienate everyone you know via text, then piss off the rest of the world over the internet.
Back in the old days, you had to drive forty miles to your ex's house to make a nuisance of yourself.
kek
That took some real effort.
These days we just give up after spending five minutes digging through the meme folder.
Tits or GTFO, ya rule-breaking skank.
>i could be all alone in my own dream
You won't be all alone if you're drowning in fuzzy caterpillars.
I'll be the one in the Christmas sweater.
>There are no genders on 8Kun
THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET
JUST VAPID BITCHES TRYING TO CHANGE ONE WORD TO "GENDER"
>Hey, I don't make the rules.
Sensible
>What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander.
Sounds like you're trying to make a rule.
The only rule is "There are no women on the internet".
>No special privileges for being a male anon.
That's where you're wrong.
Just try to normalize girl porn here.
You'll quickly be told to go fuck yourself.
>Everyone here is anonymous.
And everyone can agree that every normal person appreciates a nice pair of tits.
You should post some.
>what's girl porn?
Look at the cover of any romance novel. It's not rocket surgery. Vampires, long haired guys with soft hands walking on a beach, etc.
Guy porn is entirely different. Imagine a calendar of sammich making in a clean kitchen without any yammering..
>Does it include a new sammich for each month
For you, my fren, we can make it TWO sammiches each month.
>Women want romance.
Let's face it, 99% of women don't know what the fuck they want. They just want a protector/provider who will make them feel special.
Men respond to sammiches as well as sex.
At anon's age, would rather have the sammich.
>Hold the roast beef.
kek
You'll notice pic is just ham and turkey.
Intentionally passed by pic related.
>show me the rule.
>And not the one that was written by an anon about how men just want to fuck women so women should STFU
You seem to be attributing bible verses to anons.
Not an anon rule, but anon agrees that women should STFU.
Proverbs 14:1
>cant get that taste now from this mass produced cheese shit
Gotta gey yourself some Amish frens.
We had this argument a long time ago, with shills just like yourselves.
Feminists can go fuck themselves.
Anon hears there's many battery powered options these days…but they never give what a woman really wants, which is a man to do all the manly chores and listen to them babble about crap that literally nobody wants to hear.
>New International Version
English Standard version
The wisest of women builds her house,
but folly with her own hands tears it down.
>what benefit to Californians is stealing our fucking money and giving it to Ukraine…
The rest of America would ask what benefit stealing our money and giving it to California provides.
>I'm sorry that you are a divorced, miserable, woman hater.
If anon was divorced, I probably wouldn't hate women so much.
>And your point is?
The passage pretty much speaks for itself.
Women may be capable of building shit, but then they just destroy it.
Is best to just put them in charge of sammiches and showing off cleavage.
>So sue me…
Nah. Will just set you up with fat Kenny because he's pretty desperate and will put up with a lot of shit if you're willing to crawl under his belly and give him a blowjob.
>projects own life
You really expect us to believe that shit?
I kinda believe the American cheese, but really think it's a half-inch of Velveeta that you like on your eggs..
Dream about the absolute state of the world and our priorities.
Gets up before hungry deer out in the cold and asks if comfy humans in MyPillow mattresses in their heated rooms are awake yet.
>nothing better than waking up to a comfy anime bake
>Did you just dare to question smoking pepe?
Anon will usually give a (You) before filtering that shill.
>Ya'll fuckin faggots show up now, when I'm headed out to my deer stand?
Are you looking forward to the hunt, or the stuffing of the sausage?
>They terminated a guy on my team. The next morning he snapped and unalived two news anchors on air and then was neutralized about three minutes from our call center because he was coming to finish us off
Will call that interdasting.
Oldfag is jades, but seems interdasting.
*jaded