Im not sure which one I like more, this guy or the one from Polk county. Florida has the best Sheriffs.
BREVARD COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE IS ATTEMPTING TO RETURN LOST ITEMS
If you happened to have lost or misplaced approximately 25 kilos of cocaine and would like to have your property returned, please contact our Narcotics Agents and we will be more than happy to reunite you with your lost property!!
All of us at one point or another in our lives have lost or misplaced something important and are always hopeful that a good samaritan or an incredibly kind person will find our lost item and do the right thing by returning it to it’s rightful owner.
Well since at the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office we always strive to do the right thing, our Narcotics Agents are trying to identify the rightful owner of the 25 kilos of cocaine that inadvertently fell of the back of someone’s boat as they were apparently enjoying a leisurely stroll along the beautiful coastline and beaches of Brevard County!! The kilos had a watertight seal and are brilliantly branded by the cartel for marketing purposes with a very gnarly looking scorpion that makes them easily identifiable and ready to be reclaimed!!
The lost items were thankfully discovered by a fisherman who in an effort to do the right thing contacted our agency, so wanting to pay it forward we feel it’s important to try and identify the rightful owner of the property!! I mean it’s the very least we can do, especially since it has a street value of roughly 1.7 million dollars!!
So if the 25 kilos of coke belongs to you, all we need you to do is come down to our Criminal Investigative Services building on Gus Hipp Blvd in Rockledge and claim your property with absolutely no strings attached!! That’s right…no strings attached as once we properly identify you as the rightful owner we will gladly return your property and also make sure that both you and your property are kept in a secure area so that no one can try to rip you off!!
In fact, we are so excited to return something this valuable to its rightful owner that we are also going to throw in an all expenses paid extensive “staycation” at “Ivey’s Iron Bar Lodge” so that you can reflect for a while on exactly how much your lost property means to you!!
Sheriff Wayne Ivey