Anonymous ID: 0e7ca7 Dec. 11, 2024, 4:17 p.m. No.22149472   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>9497

McDonaldโ€™s Surpasses FBI In Number Of Shooters Apprehended In 2024

 

U.S. โ€” Fast-food chain McDonald's has officially surpassed the Federal Bureau of Investigation in the number of shooters apprehended in 2024.

 

Despite having thousands of highly trained agents tasked with stopping violent mass shooters, the entirety of the FBI was bested by a single part-time McDonald's cashier.

 

"Not again," sighed Director Wray, handing over his resignation. "I don't know how McDonald's does it. How did they beat us at arresting shooters, all while making perfectly crispy fries, a solid breakfast, and surprisingly good coffee? We just can't compete with the golden arches."

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-surpasses-fbi-in-number-of-shooters-apprehended-in-2024