Anonymous ID: 165fd1 Dec. 11, 2024, 4:34 p.m. No.22149557   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9587 >>9602

>>22149523

>be me

>mother sends me to shaolin temple over summer so i would stop being a crybaby bitch

>arrive to ancient temple in the middle of the woods someplace my parents dropped me off at

>sensei doesn't even say hi or ever talks to me

>brings me to a large pot of water and starts slapping it

>motions me to slap the water

>i start slapping the water

>for 2 months all i did was slap water, eat dinner, and sleep

>parents come to pick me up

>arrive home and they asked me what i learned

>said all they made me do was slap water

>parents looked disappointed

>see a fly on the living room table

>out of anger for wasting my time for 2 months i slap the table trying to kill the fly

>table breaks in half