THIS IS 100% TRUE, HAPPENING RIGHT NOW:
As briefly as possible: I am an Uber driver in a resort town and right now I have Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen’s ex) as my passenger. She has commissioned me to drive her around tonight. She is on a search for drugs like Xanax and crystal because she is going into rehab in 2 days, for 6 months. She is also searching (quite fruitlessly) for women to “party” with on some dating app. She has me currently waiting outside a strip club, where she has gone in to seek both. I don’t know why I’m posting this. Just had to tell someone. Anyone have any suggestions for things I should ask her? Maybe about the Hollywood “culture?” Don’t want to get too deep on her.
Oh and by the way, on today of all days, I’m wearing a Q shirt.
I guarantee this story is 100% true.