900 post mark shills require 4-500 post deleted concurrently by BV to achieve 900+ counts but technically, ah say technically, a premium schiller could achieve such extraordinary merit, by sacrifice their own genitals to Cybele.

Known as "the dickless Galli" these devout cultists traded the future of their bloodline for the honor of serving as a temple prostitutes, depilitating the perianal area etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galli