For what office is Jr. running?
For shits and giggles, let’s pretend that alcohol was illegal and weed was the drug of choice.
It’s Friday evening (pay day) and the bar is packed. Smoke so thick you can barely see the others sitting around your table.
Instead of “buying a round”, you spring for a fresh bowl for the hookah. Pink Floyd plays constantly on the juke box. The kitchen is slammed!
Everyone drives home going 7 MPH, and if there's a fender-bender, they simply hug it out.
Men arrive home happy and horny; end of spousal abuse.
Makes me think we legalized the wrong drug.